21 year-old on the east coast.
i like things.
ask box is always open.
Show me something!
Ask me something!
"I HAVE A FUCKING SQUID ON MY HEAD."
"Brendon Urie is my shepherd and will guide me to the subway station."
"crazy haired pantsless lady holding Patrick Stump."
"It has yet to be lit on fire."
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
— Albert Camus (via observando)
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout
heck you fricker
thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18
what the fuck